For your insight and discernment:
- Did you hear about the thief who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.
- The calendar's days, though, are numbered.
- And then there’s the math professor went crazy: he did a number on the blackboard.
- Now, giving away dead batteries: they’re free of charge.
- This just in: If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine!
- When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
- The chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion.
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Heeeee heeeee! "in Seine"
Nice Fr. Using your page along with some other sundry reading to break up the monotony of Psychology course studying today. Worked well. Thanx for sharing the laugh.
Take care!
When my friend's mom was a young lady, she and some of her friends were carousing in Paris. One of the girls, who was particularly inebriated, would not stop singing "Alouette" all evening as they walked along the Seine. Suddenly the singer slipped and fell into the river. Her friends laughed and sang back at her: "All-a-wet-a!'.
Not even a courtesy laugh.
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