Sign Right Up

If you've been puzzling over what to put up on the sign out in front of your church this week, puzzle no more:

1.  Give God what's right -- not what's left.

2.  Man's way leads to a hopeless end! -- God's way leads to an endless hope.

3.  A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

4.  He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

5.  Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.

6.  Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.

7.  Church: prayer-conditioned.

8.  Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

9.  Many want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.

10.  Truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

11.  Worry: the darkroom where negatives develop.

12.  Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.

13.  Be fishers of men -- you catch them, He'll clean them.

14.  God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.