Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Roundhouse Kick

Do you sometimes feel this election needs a little Chuck Norris in it? THE Chuck Norris as in:

  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  • Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
  • Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

and,

  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Well, now you can find him here as he puts in his two cents worth about America's decision next week.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Because man does not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceeds out of the mouth of Chuck Norris.

Anonymous said...

Oh my.